Justin Bieber Becomes First Canadian To Run Out Of Fucks To Give

Justin Bieber has been accused of drinking teenie-bopper Tiger Blood following a Sheen-like meltdown over the last couple of weeks. First, the teenage popstar was accused of egging his Los Angeles neighbor resulting in a vandalism and drug possession charge. Then, the Biebs dropped $75,000 at a strip club in Miami before being charged with drunken driving, resisting arrest and driving without a valid license.

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Following his release from jail, Justin put out a statement through his manager saying, “I really don’t give a fuck anymore.” Although this came as no surprised to industry insiders, this total lack of respect for authority is a first from a Canadian born celebrity. A coalition of Canadian pop stars consisting of Avril Lavigne, Drake, and Carly Rae Jepson are reportedly planning an intervention with Justin to sit him down during the 2014 Winter Olympics and remind him that his recent behavior is only appropriate for the hockey medal round. Nickleback lead-singer, Chad Kroeger, has offered to “give Biebs a fuck or two,” but still no response from Justin’s camp.


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